Post by tiddles on Jul 13, 2012 15:55:21 GMT 1
Well here I am, back on our wee board. I am new returned from the salubrious climes of the City of Brighton and Hove and ready to go.
Brighton is a beautiful place and despite the hellish downpours we had a great time. I checked in on the board every day and I took a look at the Shitograph too. But oh God, what a bloody orgy of saccharine laced pap was flung about during the Queen's visit. You'd think the whole messy, stinking and dysfunctional world that is Inverclyde had no other news.
Out came all the little flags and that auld witch Nell was, 'honoured' to be presented to Her Majesty along with other cream of the community. And who greeted her on behalf of the community? Why wee Moron himself all smiles and simpers....Jesus did I feel sorry for poor Betty and Phil. Just imagine having to shake hands with him and then Undertaker and Dunky. They are an embarrassment.
It was nice to see the Tele offering it's, "world class" site free during the visit but the charitable spirit soon evaporated and we were soon locked out again. A little bird told me today that the finances of this little group that bought then title are on a shaky peg, oh dear, how sad. I shall miss all those inane stories about big Malky having a farting contest to raise money in memory of his faither's sock.
I couldn't help but notice that postings have been few and far between during my sabbatical. Come on people, it only takes a few minutes to post something..anything. Anyway, tonight is Friday night and Friday night is Grouse night despite Frau Tiddles objections. Oh and by the way, can anyone explain why a bottle of Grouse is £3.50 cheaper (regular price) than any of the shops in the West of Scotland? Bring on the Tesco Tax....we are being robbed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brighton is a beautiful place and despite the hellish downpours we had a great time. I checked in on the board every day and I took a look at the Shitograph too. But oh God, what a bloody orgy of saccharine laced pap was flung about during the Queen's visit. You'd think the whole messy, stinking and dysfunctional world that is Inverclyde had no other news.
Out came all the little flags and that auld witch Nell was, 'honoured' to be presented to Her Majesty along with other cream of the community. And who greeted her on behalf of the community? Why wee Moron himself all smiles and simpers....Jesus did I feel sorry for poor Betty and Phil. Just imagine having to shake hands with him and then Undertaker and Dunky. They are an embarrassment.
It was nice to see the Tele offering it's, "world class" site free during the visit but the charitable spirit soon evaporated and we were soon locked out again. A little bird told me today that the finances of this little group that bought then title are on a shaky peg, oh dear, how sad. I shall miss all those inane stories about big Malky having a farting contest to raise money in memory of his faither's sock.
I couldn't help but notice that postings have been few and far between during my sabbatical. Come on people, it only takes a few minutes to post something..anything. Anyway, tonight is Friday night and Friday night is Grouse night despite Frau Tiddles objections. Oh and by the way, can anyone explain why a bottle of Grouse is £3.50 cheaper (regular price) than any of the shops in the West of Scotland? Bring on the Tesco Tax....we are being robbed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
