Westminster message...by Iain McKenzie MP

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www.greenocktelegraph.co.uk/news/freecontent/articles/2012/06/01/429942-westminster-messageby-iain-mckenzie-mp/

Inverclyde is really investing in its sporting future and Greenock will have its own Olympic Games legacy - Ravenscraig Stadium

Are you insane???/

With 100 days to go to the start of the Olympic Games, Labour MPs in Parliament were invited to an event with Sebastian Coe, chairman of the 2012 Games Organising Committee

Smoked salmon and Krug champagne? 100 days eh? Where Have we heard that before? I bet he gave you some tips on how to get a few non-exec directorships. Undertaker, Coe is NOT Mahatma Ghandi, he's a snivelling Tory arsehole who has no doubt made a fortune out of the Smelympic Games. Still he might be a handy person for you to know when you lose your job in 2015.

He even suggested that he or an Olympic champion might be able to come and open Ravenscraig.

Eh....no f****** thanks, we couldn't afford to pay the fees he would undoubtedly charge and anyway, who the hell wants to see that lesion? My own personal choice for the, 'opener' would be David Cairns' fridge because David obviously couldn't be there in person at least.

Undertaker, why don't you and the Walnut Whip take yourselves off to Syria for a wee holiday.

[jimwatson]

Seb Coe has actually been to Inverclyde before. He spoke at a meeting of the local tories in the tontine hotel many years ago - best laugh of the night was a picketer shouting about how he should be "run out of town"; "shown a clean pair of heels" etc etc. All this was being shouted in a long diatribe as Seb walked by. Five minutes later the same protester commented that Seb wizny very good cos he was very very late - to the great amusement of others on the picket line....

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LOL