PUPILS’ Enjoy Hands-On Forensic Investigation

[tiddles]

inverclydenow.com/news/local/6763-pupils-enjoy-hands-on-forensic-investigation

I think that Ardgowan Primary should concentrate on teaching their pupils to read, write and count rather than visiting this, 'music hall' that we call a, 'college'

And for the love of God Almighty, what the f*** does the James Watt College know about forensic science???

All we'll get from this are wee lassies who think they can walk into a job as a make-up artist and wee boys who'll think they be starring in a production of, 'CSI: Glesca'

[samfregreenock]

new courses at teh jimmy watt to include

forensic fingernail manicures

hair-do autopsy

ballistics (centred around chucking shook up glass bottles of irn-bru up a close)

waking the deid - how tae get yer maw up efter a night on ra pish, so she kin sign on

[neartic]

good yin sam, i they will learn if we stab some one there he will die na bother and if we da this na one will know we can use this poison it does na show

[rod2mc]

Dont know if any of you have seen that TV advert for some kind of Shampoo, thats made to look as if its a documentary, anyway I always piss myself laughing when the "expert" says "we incorpoarted NASA technology in our Shampoo"

I wet masel every time she blurts that one oot

[neartic]

i well nasa is exploring space they want to explore the space between her ears an empty void

[rod2mc]

Mar 21, 2012 19:16:49 GMT 1 neartic said:

i well nasa is exploring space they want to explore the space between her ears an empty void

I would say they need to explore the void in the people who buy into this shit

[linda wallace]

what makes me laugh is caffeine shampoo..does that mean your hair is going to be hyper