Post by tiddles on May 4, 2013 18:23:42 GMT 1
www.greenocktelegraph.co.uk/news/greenock/articles/2013/05/04/456114-exclusive-major-festival-will-celebrate-local-heritage-/
You know, I am so bloody sick of reading this kind of thing. Why oh fucking why would anyone who has paid thousands of dollars on a cruise want to spend any time in a stinking, derelict, junkie infested hell hole like Greenock when you can hop on a luxury coach and see Loch Lomond, Edinburgh or Glasgow?
I get so angry when I think of all those old gits with their tartan uniforms and their bogus west end accents out there hanging about the ships like natives on bum-boats begging for scraps and selling beads.
They keep telling us that hundreds of cruise passengers love to footer about places like the cut and McLean Museum and I say PISH! you might get one or two arseholes who are too tight to pay for an excursion but NOBODY in their right mind would dream of seeing Inverclyde as a tourist attraction.
Who is this Chris Jewel? Where did he spring from? Whatever he gets paid is too much....Jewel, GET A REAL JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!! Where he gets my sympathy however is with that ghastly photograph,I simply cannot believe that Jewels looks as bad as that in real life! he has been made to look like a half-wit. Is there any part of the Tele that actually functions normally? A four year old with a Fisher Price toy camera could do better.
Mind you, the tin lid of this story was when I read further down and saw:-
How has this family come as far as this? This daft boy belongs in Poundland stacking shelves but now, because of his dodgy father he is now in a position to lecture us all and enjoin us (well you actually coz thankfully I am 30 odd miles away) to, "get involved"!!!! Bugger off Bristow, it's time a stop was put your empire you are at the heart of every bloody thing in town and as to, "Community Development", spare us, you and your family are the only ones who have, 'developed' at OUR expense. Greenock is infested and you are the infestation, you are parasites feeding off the dying cow that is Inverclyde.
OH GO AWAY, your very existence offends me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You know, I am so bloody sick of reading this kind of thing. Why oh fucking why would anyone who has paid thousands of dollars on a cruise want to spend any time in a stinking, derelict, junkie infested hell hole like Greenock when you can hop on a luxury coach and see Loch Lomond, Edinburgh or Glasgow?
I get so angry when I think of all those old gits with their tartan uniforms and their bogus west end accents out there hanging about the ships like natives on bum-boats begging for scraps and selling beads.
They keep telling us that hundreds of cruise passengers love to footer about places like the cut and McLean Museum and I say PISH! you might get one or two arseholes who are too tight to pay for an excursion but NOBODY in their right mind would dream of seeing Inverclyde as a tourist attraction.
Who is this Chris Jewel? Where did he spring from? Whatever he gets paid is too much....Jewel, GET A REAL JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!! Where he gets my sympathy however is with that ghastly photograph,I simply cannot believe that Jewels looks as bad as that in real life! he has been made to look like a half-wit. Is there any part of the Tele that actually functions normally? A four year old with a Fisher Price toy camera could do better.
Mind you, the tin lid of this story was when I read further down and saw:-
Paul Bristow, of the Inverclyde Community Development Trust, said: "This brand new festival has given us the opportunity to showcase much of the work we have undertaken as part of our major 'Identity' and other projects involving lots of local groups.
"We would encourage everyone in Inverclyde to get involved."
"We would encourage everyone in Inverclyde to get involved."
How has this family come as far as this? This daft boy belongs in Poundland stacking shelves but now, because of his dodgy father he is now in a position to lecture us all and enjoin us (well you actually coz thankfully I am 30 odd miles away) to, "get involved"!!!! Bugger off Bristow, it's time a stop was put your empire you are at the heart of every bloody thing in town and as to, "Community Development", spare us, you and your family are the only ones who have, 'developed' at OUR expense. Greenock is infested and you are the infestation, you are parasites feeding off the dying cow that is Inverclyde.
OH GO AWAY, your very existence offends me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!