Post by tiddles on Apr 25, 2013 16:21:43 GMT 1
www.greenocktelegraph.co.uk/news/greenock/articles/2013/04/25/454969-wilson-chats-to-the-chancellor/
Picture it, Inverclyde's Deputy Provost is introduced Reichsfuehrer Gideon....
Wilson
Hello Herr Chancellor, I am David (the pies are all mine) Wilson, the Deputy Provost of a wasteland called, Inverclyde.
Gideon
Well you fat bastard, I thought the Blessed Margaret had put paid to that place or have you saved some to breed for food?
Wilson
Oh No (grovelling and licking the nether regions of Gideon), I just wanted to tell you that I agree with all you are doing to those evil sick and disabled people. They are all lazy benefit scroungers and some of them block my view of Tesco (I LOVE Tesco). Don't worry about Inverclyde, together with my lying, despicable chums in the Labour Party, we are well on the way to putting an end to it and its lazy good for nothing population.
Gideon
That's good to hear but bugger off now because your 30 stone body is leaking grease at a terrible rate and in any case, you're not a real Tory, you're a jumped up aspiring bastard. Stay away from the pie table, I know your kind, you'd eat even Tesco out of food if left to your own devices.
Wilson
Of course your wonderfulness, I will bugger off but I would never do anything to hurt my friends at Tesco, I love them very much.
Wilson slithers away leaving a trail of greasy, Tory slime behind him.
Picture it, Inverclyde's Deputy Provost is introduced Reichsfuehrer Gideon....
Wilson
Hello Herr Chancellor, I am David (the pies are all mine) Wilson, the Deputy Provost of a wasteland called, Inverclyde.
Gideon
Well you fat bastard, I thought the Blessed Margaret had put paid to that place or have you saved some to breed for food?
Wilson
Oh No (grovelling and licking the nether regions of Gideon), I just wanted to tell you that I agree with all you are doing to those evil sick and disabled people. They are all lazy benefit scroungers and some of them block my view of Tesco (I LOVE Tesco). Don't worry about Inverclyde, together with my lying, despicable chums in the Labour Party, we are well on the way to putting an end to it and its lazy good for nothing population.
Gideon
That's good to hear but bugger off now because your 30 stone body is leaking grease at a terrible rate and in any case, you're not a real Tory, you're a jumped up aspiring bastard. Stay away from the pie table, I know your kind, you'd eat even Tesco out of food if left to your own devices.
Wilson
Of course your wonderfulness, I will bugger off but I would never do anything to hurt my friends at Tesco, I love them very much.
Wilson slithers away leaving a trail of greasy, Tory slime behind him.
