Post by tiddles on Feb 26, 2013 15:50:06 GMT 1
www.inverclydenow.com/today/8948-council-spells-out-aims
I have to admit that this has had me laughing out loud. What a load of unctuous shite!
Eh? Are they planning to open a brothel?
And then they woke up!
It's a pity Elizabeth Montgomery is deid, she could have twiddled her nose and it would all have gone away!
We'd need a different council for that one!
So, no hundred jobs in a hundred days then?
What Flash means is that they discussed it with Auld Nell and she gave it the thumbs up.
I have to admit that this has had me laughing out loud. What a load of unctuous shite!
Stabilise the population and promote repopulation
Eh? Are they planning to open a brothel?
The Council has proved that it can deliver a challenging and often complex improvement programme at a time when public sector finances are under immense pressure. Services are being delivered where they are needed most, and the Council wants to reinforce its commitment to generate a culture of improvement at all levels to deliver Best Value and service excellence.
And then they woke up!
Tackle alcohol misuse and problematic drinking
It's a pity Elizabeth Montgomery is deid, she could have twiddled her nose and it would all have gone away!
Deliver high quality, continuously improving public services
We'd need a different council for that one!
We have ambitious plans for the future and will continue to drive forward our programme of investment in schools, leisure facilities and town centre improvements. But we also recognise that many challenges lie ahead if we are to deliver on our promise of improving the lives of our people and promoting Inverclyde as a place to live, work and raise a family. We are therefore committed to delivering a stronger, more capable organisation which will help us achieve our goals.
So, no hundred jobs in a hundred days then?
This document sets out our key priorities and has been drafted with the help of people from across Inverclyde. We felt it was vital that communities were asked for their opinions and for those opinions to be taken board.
What Flash means is that they discussed it with Auld Nell and she gave it the thumbs up.