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Post by tiddles on Mar 14, 2012 15:18:49 GMT 1
www.greenocktelegraph.co.uk/news/freecontent/articles/2012/03/14/425382-praise-for-tourism-groups/By all means let's praise and encourage tourism in Scotland but in Inverclyde? ?? Who in God's name would want to holiday or visit here? 'Discover Inverclyde and Inverclyde Tourist Group' are a total waste of time and money. They consist of little old ladies in fancy polo shirts babbling utter shite to poor unfortunate cruise passengers who will in all probability head off to REAL places of interest. Then of course, added to the mix is that stuffed oaf, Wilson who seems to be on every committee and quango there is. Send the lot of them to a day centre with their knitting, Wilson included and put the not inconsiderable sums to better uses.
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Post by samfregreenock on Mar 14, 2012 15:32:46 GMT 1
www.greenocktelegraph.co.uk/news/freecontent/articles/2012/03/14/425382-praise-for-tourism-groups/By all means let's praise and encourage tourism in Scotland but in Inverclyde? ?? Who in God's name would want to holiday or visit here? 'Discover Inverclyde and Inverclyde Tourist Group' are a total waste of time and money. They consist of little old ladies in fancy polo shirts babbling utter shite to poor unfortunate cruise passengers who will in all probability head off to REAL places of interest. Then of course, added to the mix is that stuffed oaf, Wilson who seems to be on every committee and quango there is. Send the lot of them to a day centre with their knitting, Wilson included and put the not inconsiderable sums to better uses. FFS Tiddles catch a grip - if it wisnae fur they toorist group hordes, who would direct the massed hordes of cruise passengers to that bastion of shopping delights - the boak mall, or the charidee shops. Secondly they will need such chappies and chappesses to make sure the cruise passengers don't get caught up in the soon to be new-fangled delights of that soon to be regenerated temple to modern consumerism and all - the much vaunted Grey Place
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Post by tiddles on Mar 14, 2012 15:37:21 GMT 1
LOL
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Post by linda wallace on Mar 14, 2012 23:45:24 GMT 1
when the last ship was in i spotted a few of the cronies from the ship in the pound shop....they must have thought they were in heaven
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Post by myfindhorn on Mar 15, 2012 0:19:44 GMT 1
Tiddles you are cutting it close ,all them wee ladies may just knit you a straight jacket and leave you in the greenock cemetary all night on your lonesome..............Oh! my god just had a wee thought, they maybe knit a wee effigy and STICK the needles.......................Oh! it dos,nt bare thinking about,lol worse than concrete boots.
Do not enter the dark side of Inverclyde if you wish to survive the CDs
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Post by tiddles on Mar 15, 2012 2:17:20 GMT 1
That might explain these pains I have had recently
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Post by linda wallace on Mar 15, 2012 14:03:29 GMT 1
horn that reminds me of the night jock and i and a few friends made a film in the cemetery at the dead of night...no pun meant..... it was called the tony blairwitch project and it was about man eating rabbits........they had teeth so huge and claws that could rip a man apart....it was a hilarious film...no rabbits were harmed in the making
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Post by moonshadow on Mar 15, 2012 14:09:15 GMT 1
horn that reminds me of the night jock and i and a few friends made a film in the cemetery at the dead of night...no pun meant..... it was called the tony blairwitch project and it was about man eating rabbits........they had teeth so huge and claws that could rip a man apart....it was a hilarious film...no rabbits were harmed in the making And if anyone from Monty Python have logged on you have never heard of the 1975 film Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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Post by tiddles on Mar 15, 2012 14:30:24 GMT 1
horn that reminds me of the night jock and i and a few friends made a film in the cemetery at the dead of night...no pun meant..... it was called the tony blairwitch project and it was about man eating rabbits........they had teeth so huge and claws that could rip a man apart....it was a hilarious film...no rabbits were harmed in the making speechless.....................
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Post by samfregreenock on Mar 15, 2012 14:37:23 GMT 1
horn that reminds me of the night jock and i and a few friends made a film in the cemetery at the dead of night...no pun meant..... it was called the tony blairwitch project and it was about man eating rabbits........they had teeth so huge and claws that could rip a man apart....it was a hilarious film...no rabbits were harmed in the making i heard about a similar porno version, it was called the bair titz project
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Post by tiddles on Mar 15, 2012 14:40:35 GMT 1
smutty boy, see me after class
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Post by linda wallace on Mar 15, 2012 16:05:47 GMT 1
oha sam is talking dirty lol. we used to do a lot of videoing up the cemetery....not what you think sam lol.....i know it sounds strange but its a fantastic walk at night time....we have come across a few folks that were hiding drugs and taxi's up there reclaiming them....we off course couldnt be seen but we saw all sorts....and i mean all sorts........ one time jock and i took a few folks round the cemetery at night...after midnight and we saw what i thought was a guy on the ground and someone next to him resuscitating him..since jock was a medic i said to him that he should go down and give a hand....he had his rifle with him and looked down the scope and said no way......."but the person is dying" jock.."no he aint" i didnt realise that they were up to something different and it was a guy on the ground and a girl over him.......Mmmmm and here was me thinking he was having a heart attack.....he was getting blown up lol....
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Post by tiddles on Mar 15, 2012 16:10:34 GMT 1
Hmmmm..............but were they dead or un-dead?
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Post by linda wallace on Mar 15, 2012 16:12:05 GMT 1
oh tidds...jock never let me forget that one........its so funny thinking of it....
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Post by moonshadow on Mar 15, 2012 16:22:21 GMT 1
oha sam is talking dirty lol. we used to do a lot of videoing up the cemetery....not what you think sam lol.....i know it sounds strange but its a fantastic walk at night time....we have come across a few folks that were hiding drugs and taxi's up there reclaiming them....we off course couldnt be seen but we saw all sorts....and i mean all sorts........ one time jock and i took a few folks round the cemetery at night...after midnight and we saw what i thought was a guy on the ground and someone next to him resuscitating him..since jock was a medic i said to him that he should go down and give a hand....he had his rifle with him and looked down the scope and said no way......."but the person is dying" jock.."no he aint" i didnt realise that they were up to something different and it was a guy on the ground and a girl over him.......Mmmmm and here was me thinking he was having a heart attack.....he was getting blown up lol.... see my post about the polic cub lol ;D
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Post by tiddles on Mar 15, 2012 16:37:19 GMT 1
sometimes this board becomes quite surreal
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Post by samfregreenock on Mar 15, 2012 16:40:56 GMT 1
sometimes this board becomes quite surreal said tiddles the pink & yellow polka-dotted zebra
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Post by linda wallace on Mar 15, 2012 16:44:16 GMT 1
tiddles with the pink and yellow polka-dotted zebra leggings what else could you add on to that
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Post by tiddles on Mar 15, 2012 16:46:04 GMT 1
Eeek eeek I'm a haddock!
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Post by linda wallace on Mar 15, 2012 16:47:41 GMT 1
tiddles with the pink and yellow polka-dotted zebra leggings and haddocks for hands
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Post by tiddles on Mar 15, 2012 16:51:41 GMT 1
"blub blub blub", said the fishy
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Post by linda wallace on Mar 15, 2012 16:54:02 GMT 1
chew chew chew said the fish that ate some effluent........oh that is disgusting
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Post by samfregreenock on Mar 15, 2012 17:00:22 GMT 1
I'm an umbrella (but only on Tuesdays)
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Post by linda wallace on Mar 15, 2012 17:01:59 GMT 1
lol........i am a pike but only on a saturday
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Post by myfindhorn on Mar 15, 2012 22:09:10 GMT 1
what are you lot on, bet it is,nt legal lol
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Post by linda wallace on Mar 15, 2012 23:15:34 GMT 1
well sam started it lol
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Post by tiddles on Mar 15, 2012 23:24:25 GMT 1
tell him to switch it off then
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Post by linda wallace on Mar 16, 2012 1:16:39 GMT 1
okay dr tidds.................SAM GET IT OFF
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Post by cloakedandhidden on Mar 16, 2012 2:10:15 GMT 1
Just to bring it back to sanity for a few brief lucid moments, actually I think it's a good idea. Cruise ships et al are worth several million to the local community - not everyone on these things likes Braehead or Glesga shopping; some of them like going to a "real, ge-you-ine scotch shaw-ping town" (aka Gourock) - the wee old shops that we see as failed antique jobs selling cheap knock-offs, dubious (although some of the are actually good) art galleries and dodgy fashion shops, they see as a treasure trove, and happily flash out their funny banknotes…
With a good focus (inverclyde Council don't even have a tourism officer - regardless of what you think, given the large numbers of tourists that if nothing else, commute, through Inverclyde, that's shocking!) we could con, err..persuade these not-so-worldly types into splashing out more of their cash in the "quaint ye old village"; maybe score up a better farmers market and have it near the cruise ships etc. I know it's poor now, but it COULD, with the right support, be a lot better, and a good way of bringing a lot of money into the area that currently goes straight to Glasgow because thee's nothing here to spend it on…
Now, back to your regularly scheduled hallucinations. By the way, can someone tell that purple giraffe to stop making his head glow in morse-code. My morse is very poor, and it's distracting me from the synchronised flying rhinocerous team!
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Post by samfregreenock on Mar 16, 2012 10:27:47 GMT 1
Just to bring it back to sanity for a few brief lucid moments, actually I think it's a good idea. Cruise ships et al are worth several million to the local community - not everyone on these things likes Braehead or Glesga shopping; some of them like going to a "real, ge-you-ine scotch shaw-ping town" (aka Gourock) - the wee old shops that we see as failed antique jobs selling cheap knock-offs, dubious (although some of the are actually good) art galleries and dodgy fashion shops, they see as a treasure trove, and happily flash out their funny banknotes… With a good focus (inverclyde Council don't even have a tourism officer - regardless of what you think, given the large numbers of tourists that if nothing else, commute, through Inverclyde, that's shocking!) we could con, err..persuade these not-so-worldly types into splashing out more of their cash in the "quaint ye old village"; maybe score up a better farmers market and have it near the cruise ships etc. I know it's poor now, but it COULD, with the right support, be a lot better, and a good way of bringing a lot of money into the area that currently goes straight to Glasgow because thee's nothing here to spend it on… Now, back to your regularly scheduled hallucinations. By the way, can someone tell that purple giraffe to stop making his head glow in morse-code. My morse is very poor, and it's distracting me from the synchronised flying rhinocerous team! whut are you on? Anyone can see they are far from synchronised
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