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Post by tiddles on Feb 25, 2012 14:16:13 GMT 1
www.greenocktelegraph.co.uk/news/freecontent/articles/2012/02/25/424399-praise-for-tv-singer/No she will NOT be a star. She is another one of the little wannabes who queue up to be humiliated by overpaid so-called celebrities. And, pray explain to me what a, "music boss" is. Isn't the JWC a college of further education and not a breeding ground for children with false hopes? I really object to my taxes being used to fund ridiculous departments and courses when we are desperately short of artisan trades. GET A HAIRCUT AND GET A REAL JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by linda wallace on Feb 25, 2012 19:12:11 GMT 1
i wonder if i go down to the underpass next to the soak mall if i will be discovered....
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Post by neartic on Feb 25, 2012 19:18:58 GMT 1
if you stay more than 2 hours they will slap a £70 parking ticket on you
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Post by linda wallace on Feb 25, 2012 19:36:42 GMT 1
when i sing i'll just keep dancing lol.........
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Post by tiddles on Feb 26, 2012 19:10:28 GMT 1
Why is Leo Sayer's, "One Man Band" running in my head now?  |
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Post by linda wallace on Feb 26, 2012 19:12:44 GMT 1
your lucky....the music for tenna lady keeps coming in mine and i even know the words....so sad....need an antidepressant
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Post by samfregreenock on Feb 26, 2012 19:44:14 GMT 1
Why is Leo Sayer's, "One Man Band" running in my head now? Is it because you have nae taste in music? Is there a prize for guessing the right answer? |
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Post by neartic on Feb 26, 2012 19:50:07 GMT 1
i wonder what song is going through jocky`s mind just now the cadbury`s advert nuts whole hazel nuts
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Post by tiddles on Feb 26, 2012 19:50:49 GMT 1
OOO er..................
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Post by neartic on Feb 26, 2012 19:54:44 GMT 1
i hope this story he is going to tell us does not bring tears to our eyes linda
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Post by linda wallace on Feb 26, 2012 20:12:36 GMT 1
oh neartic it will honestly......think of sauce bottle.......teeheeee
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Post by tiddles on Feb 26, 2012 20:15:43 GMT 1
No NO, I can't think of sauce bottles
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Post by neartic on Feb 26, 2012 20:17:20 GMT 1
put me right off pickled onions as well
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Post by linda wallace on Feb 26, 2012 20:20:03 GMT 1
put it this way, pat saw a part of his anatomy that he has never seen before........i promise you he will tell you later on.......its so funny hahahaha
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Post by tiddles on Feb 26, 2012 20:21:48 GMT 1
When I was a young 1st year resident in GRI, I asked a patient to bring in a stool sample when she came back to the clinic next time. I gave her a wee container and a wee wooden spatula. Three weeks later she comes in a clunks a large Tesco sauce bottle on the desk filled to the brim with stool. Horrified, I asked her why she didn't use the container I gave her and she said, "ach doctor, Ah couldnae get it a' in that wee thing"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by neartic on Feb 26, 2012 20:23:06 GMT 1
did you hear the one about the guy who goes in for the snip while they are doing it one of his nuts rolls onto the floor and a nurse kicks it no wher to be found what will we do the doc says hold on says the nurse goes to the canteen gets a pickled onion here sew that in, a few weeks later his mate asks himwhat his sex life is like now nothing he says does not matter what the wife does i cannot get an errection but mention a fish supper
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Post by tiddles on Feb 26, 2012 20:24:33 GMT 1
LOL
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Post by linda wallace on Feb 26, 2012 20:30:33 GMT 1
there is a film that will make you squirm....HARD CANDY.....its brilliant but dont let your wives/partners/ girlfriends see it as it will give them a few ideas
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Post by Wee Jock on Feb 26, 2012 20:32:55 GMT 1
Waking up feeling fully refreshed I directed Linda's gaze to my morning glory although beneath the bedclothes there it was in all it's glory. What does Linda do, she raised her arm and brings her full force right down on top of it, I felt like one of those folding paper tables with my head going between my legs and seeing my anus wink at me and have my testicles round my ears. Not a pleasant sight.
I wont even mention the pain.
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Post by neartic on Feb 26, 2012 20:33:15 GMT 1
now we know what happened to jocks nuts linda watched the film twice
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Post by linda wallace on Feb 26, 2012 20:34:55 GMT 1
neartic i thought he was acting it and it was his hand....its not that, i did it again months later........oh well all i can say is i didnt feel a thing....everyone at our club had a great laugh though they were all sitting away from me with their legs crossed
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Post by neartic on Feb 26, 2012 20:39:07 GMT 1
could she not just say not this morning i have a headache, ouch that had to hurt
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Post by linda wallace on Feb 26, 2012 20:41:16 GMT 1
well when did it i said sorry then couldn't help but laugh and i mean i was in hysterics...the second time i did it i apologised but again couldnt stop laughing....it was the look of sheer fright that he had on his face.....i still cant help laughing.......
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Post by neartic on Feb 26, 2012 20:44:04 GMT 1
well it wasent a look of extasy he was hoping for
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Post by neartic on Feb 26, 2012 20:44:47 GMT 1
ecstasy
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Post by linda wallace on Feb 26, 2012 20:45:34 GMT 1
he is lucky, in the morning i usually dive onto the bed to have a natter with him...now that could have been something....
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Post by neartic on Feb 26, 2012 20:48:35 GMT 1
i bet if he sees you coming now he is out before you get there
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Post by linda wallace on Feb 26, 2012 21:24:31 GMT 1
he sits crossed legged now...i take a run and jump on the bed and yea it scares him stiff (pardon the pun)
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Post by tiddles on Feb 27, 2012 17:30:00 GMT 1
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by linda wallace on Feb 27, 2012 17:33:32 GMT 1
he told micheal and all he could do was laugh, no sympathy there either
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